Jessica Simpson Drunken Night Out

jessica-simpson-drunken-mess-0611-1

Jessica Simpson Drunken Night Out

Jessica Simpson goes wobble wobble after she hit up the Warwick nightclub in Hollywood Sunday night boozing it up and the was having a hard time balancing against the earth rotation.

CelebNMusic247.com has learned via TMZ that the 65 pound lighter Jessica had to make a 911 call for fast food to soak up the booze.  Jessica Simpson was accompanied by Eric Johnson and it’s a good thing he was there so he could make sure she didn’t fall flat on her face!

The former Fashion Star judge had a hard time making her way in and out and definitely seemed to have a hard time answering fairly simple questions

Mrs. Weight Watchers had a hard time making her way in and out and definitely seemed to have a hard time answering fairly simple questions. The singer is looking better than ever, but all that dieting has apparently wreaked havoc on her tolerance and made her a lightweight in more ways than one.

When Jess attempts a slurred response to the paparazzo’s questions, her entourage ushers her away from the scene, and her driver even delivers an emergency bag of In-N-Out Burger. We should all have such a Drunkenness Response Team!

Watch:

Lower weight = less tolerance.

Thoughts?