Perfection Files: Make It STOP!


Perfection Files: Make It STOP!

Spring has sprung and we’re all super funked up to let our hair down and tip around in some fresh threads.

However, some of you guys are a super hot mess  with your trendy Spring acquisitions. Here’s 4 fashion trends you should drop this season.

1. When did tying your shirts around your hips become trendy and not a lame thing you did in elementary school? Why are you using an actual piece of clothing as a pseudo belt, minus all the features of an actual belt? If you get cold, do you actually untie your shirt skirt and wear the shirt? you get a zero on the keeping it funky chart.

2. Okay, we get it. It’s spring, the flowers are a-blooming and the cocktails are a-flowing. Still, there’s no need to pull out your most hideous, Ace Ventura-worthy Hawaiian print shirts. You end up looking like someone’s drunk uncle, no matter how funked out you think you’re looking. This includes you as well ladies.

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3. Why are jeggings for men even a thing? Nobody—and I mean NOBODY—needs to see the outline of your junk stuffed in tight, fake jeans. C’mon my dawgs, you can do better than that.

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4.  The 90?s called, and they’re wondering why we’re still wearing bucket hats. If you’re not 70 years old or a fisherman, we see no reason for this unfortunately looking headgear. Do you really need that extra shade for your forehead?

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