They Call This News???

For some reason They Call This New because a whole bunch on media outlets have dropped the bar of journalism for some whack story about a thirsty wannabee!

In what we are calling The Chicken Head files on nonsense we had to weigh in on this utter joke of a story. We are hoping this is Mila Kunis punking the media in costume, but if NOT we are questioning why society is buying the bunch of chicken S____!

First off, why is this “so-called” Ukrainian friend of Mila Kunis calling her chicken Doggie and saying the hen is a male? If you watched TMZ, who actually wasted 5 minutes of our life on this story fit for the birds, it had us wishing she was Veruca Salt being tossed down the garbage shoot in Willy Wanka.

Here is what they actually reported about a million dollar lawsuit that had us feeling tarred and feather like we were the joke for actually watching the segment.

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Kristina Karo claims 25 years ago she was in first grade with Mila in the Ukraine and they were inseparable. But Kristina says Mila had chicken envy — specifically a chicken which answered to the name Doggie. Kristina alleges in her lawsuit she loved Doggie like a dog, and so did Mila, who would come to her house and play with the little clucker.

But one day Doggie disappeared, and Kristina says Mila confessed that she stole it, saying, “Kristina, you can have any other chicken as a pet, you have a whole chicken farm.”

Kristina says in her lawsuit she became an emotional wreck and went into therapy.

Years passed, Mila moved to L.A. and became a big star. Kristina also eventually moved to L.A. to pursue a singing career. But the proximity brought back all the bad memories, and Kristina says the visions of Doggie being stolen by her former best friend threw her right back into therapy.

Kristina now needs shrink money, and a little extra for all the emotional distress … in all, $5k.

It gets worse though, because Kristina Karo actually has a video called “Give Me Green Card”: