Zoolander 2 Official Teaser Trailer!!!
Yes they have finally gone there. giving us all a glimpse of how stupid Derek Zoolander truly is with the first Zoolander 2 Official Teaser Trailer.
Ever wanted to know how smart a model is? Well thanks to technology and a little help from Paramount studios, we all get a glimpse into what’s (not) going on in the brain of model Derek Zoolander, played once again by Ben Stiller.
The teaser trailer begins with images of the cosmos and a computerized voice saying how in “the beginning there was nothing,” but then life evolved and “even more incredible [was] the human brain.” And inside Zoolander’s brain we see such things as “3 +4 = 34? and the word “Eugoogly,” which the model defines as “a speech that praises someone who has died, especially in a gas fight.”
The synthetic voice then says there’s has been “one question that has puzzled mankind since the beginning of time,” and then we finally see Derek Zoolander, who asks, “If God exists, then why did He make ugly people?” After that, it cuts to a title card that reads, “2oolander,” prompting the male model to ask in voice-over, “200 lander?”
When he can’t figure that out, there’s another title card that says, “Zoolander II,” which he reads as, “Zoolander i, i?” The computerized voice explains, it’s “Zoolander 2, but with Roman numerals,” to which the model says, “But I’m not Italian.” The electronically generated voice then gives up and tells Zoolander, “Jesus, you are so freaking stupid, it’s insane.”
Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Christine Taylor, and Will Ferrell returning for the sequel, there will be cameos from Justin Bieber, Ariana Grande, Kim Kardashian, Kristen Wiig, Fred Armisen, and many more stars.
Zoolander 2 hits screens on February 12, 2016.